Privacy

This website is hosted by Google. You can find Google's Privacy  here:

Google privacy Policy.

This site uses functional cookies (provided by Google) to ensure that the site displays correctly on your device. We do not have access to those cookies, and we do not use any analytical tools to gather data from those cookies. Life is too short, don't waste it doing SEO.

You cannot create an account on this website, you cannot give us any personal data via this website, other than by sending us an email. We do not process any of your personal data via this website. If you choose to send us an email with your contact information and personal details, you have consented to do so, and your data is not being processed within this website. The email address is provided by Google, it is effectively a Gmail address, see Google's Privacy Policy above for details of how your data is processed.

Google may automatically restrict your access to this website, or your ability to contact the email address. This is entirely automated and a) out of our control, and b) controlled by Google, see Privacy Policy above. If you abuse the email facility on this website, we reserve the right to limit your access it. So don't spam us, or we'll block you.

Will that do? I'm bored now.